I’m not in the right job for it but today asking me to socialise with people is just expecting a little too much

fuks:

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thesoundofmusic1965:

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Me the week of my period: I can eat whatever the fuck I want I’m on my period

Me the other three weeks of the month: man I just had my period I can eat whatever the fuck I want

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@lovetomasturbxte why were you on tumblr on Christmas

Did you have no family or friends to spend the day with

Do you need a hug

borcsok:

sixpenceee:

New Zealand artist Benjamin Lloyd recently announced on Facebook that he would give all the kids at Auckland’s Starship Children’s Hospital temporary tattoos if he received 50 likes. But he didn’t get 50 likes. He got over 400,000 of them! And the number just keep on rising.

True to his word, Lloyd has agreed to honor his pledge. The artist has been airbrushing for ten years but has only recently started painting tattoos. He only did them for fun, and only for adults, but when he suggested doing them for the kids at the children’s hospital the internet went into overdrive. He’ll soon commence his admirable tattoo-a-thon, but in the meantime, check out these pictures to see the sort of awesome sleeves that these cool kids will soon be sporting.

“Nothing brings me more joy than boosting kids confidence with a custom tattoo,” wrote Lloyd on Facebook. “The only bad thing is that they don’t want to take a shower afterwards.” (Source)

The only bad thing is that they don’t want to take a shower afterwards.

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petition to start using “suffering sappho” as an interjection irl

Gosh that’s suddenly making its way into my vocabulary

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Ahem

Gay as FUCK

“Is she, you know, *makes vague gesture with hands* quite familiar with Sappho’s surviving poetry?”

Barbara and Etta doing the Lesbian Secret Handshake here :D

yeehawlw:

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coffeecaine:

Killing Eve season 2 first look